Jettin', with Ché Poindexter

Jetrosexualizing the world, one armchair traveler at a time.

Monday, February 13, 2006

welcome . bienvenidos . karibu . 歓迎

Hello. I'm Ché, card-carrying Jetrosexual-at-Large, and I'd like to welcome you to Salón Internacional: virtual departure lounge for those hip, urbane wunderkinds who move business and culture forward.

Contrary to popular opinion, the jet set is not an exclusive domain limited to those with exorbitant amounts of money or power. Jetrosexuals can come from all walks of life and socioeconomic situations. All it takes is a little creativity, a little attitude, a little internet surfing time, and a lot of get-up-and-go, and you'll be in the mile-high club before your luggage even makes it onto the plane.

The term jetrosexual was coined in a 2005 marketing campaign by the UK's Virgin Atlantic Airways as a way to put the glamour and excitement back into air travel - to spawn a new Jet Age, populated by a group of "high fliers" whose mission is "to achieve greatness" and "raise the bar in their industry or simply succeed where no one else could." These go-getters who get around were dubbed jetrosexuals. Well, we here at Jettin' have appropriated that concept (giving Virgin full credit) as a way to encourage more would-be adventurers to get up, brush the potato chip crumbs off their trousers, and get themselves to the nearest airport to advance their own professional objectives or to add a little flair to their otherwise vapid existences.

Here you'll find out how to score cheap airfares, pack appropriately for a two-week hot- and cold-climate voyage in the same carry-on, elbow up to VIPs in the airport Champagne Room, haggle for the best price on that souvenir Incan death mask, and much much more. Soon, you'll be telling us about which business class service has the best merlot and why only slackers fly British Airways (that was a joke, BA).

Whether you're already a platinum elite plus member with enough miles for a free first class ticket to Alpha Centauri, or you're a Customs and Immigration virgin, there's sure to be something you'll find of use or interest here at Jettin'.

Please check back regularly, as the information here is subject to frequent change and updates. You don't want to be the one who missed out on that sweepstakes for a week in Paris gratis because you forgot to stop by and speak to your friend, Ché.

6 Comments:

  • At 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    mmmm...*sighs heavily* brushing elbows with VIPs in the airport Champagne Room.

    That's what I'm talking bout. I'll tell you about a trip I have come up...

     
  • At 9:27 PM, Blogger We Go said…

    Dude..I love you! LOL Let's see my trip to the ATL to see Alvin Ailey was enhanced by the opportunity to see Coretta Scott King being carried by horse drawn carriage. Hubby is going to MN, nothing fun about that but the cold a** weather. I will make a trip somewhere fun just for YOU!

     
  • At 11:46 PM, Blogger Middento said…

    Wow, a useful blog? Damn, and I'm about to fly internationally as well in just a couple weeks! OK, to Vancouver, but still. Any tips for the neophyte?

     
  • At 5:06 AM, Blogger Don't Oppress Me said…

    Che, I have a problem. I want to go to Paris, and I want to go with Karamale (cause he's fine and I got a crush on him and all)! Can you hook that up? You got connections like that?

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Blogger Soldier said…

    Brilliant !
    If u need a co-editor or if u ever create a french, or "discover Africa" section...

    U know where to find me !

    Kudos 2 u !

    Soldado

     
  • At 6:35 PM, Blogger Karamale said…

    Essequibo: Please, keep us informed of your planned exploits and we'll see if we can offer any useful tidbits before you leave.

    Princess: Thank you. I love you too.

    JMR: Check out www.tourismvancouver.com as well as www.weather.com before your trip. And don't forget to ride the monorail.

    Don't Oppress Me: I will certainly look into the matter.

    Soldier: We would indeed need your invaluable services as a correspondent. I will be in contact.

     

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